There has been good response to my post Travels and Travails about ideas for the travel industry. I was reminded of my mock radio ads for the tongue 'n cheek airline concept:

Geezer Air

"Geezer Air. Safe secure and not even memorable.

Geezer Air.
When you need offsite climate enhanced storage for an elderly loved one. Why not drug, stuff and ship them using Geezer Air.

Geezer Air, the leader in sedated air shipment.

Geezer Air.
So simple so excellent and yet so utterly forgettable. Uniformed professionals arrive to you home with one of our new state of the art stainless steel canisters. Once the drugs take effect, your beloved gezzer is carefully and skillfully readied for shipment. After less than a 24 hour ride on our almost new Geezer Air transport trucks. You precious securely packaged Geezer is loaded onto one of our surplus military cargo planes. After a slow bumpy flight to the climate enhanced storage location of your choice and a brutley hard landing, your securely canistered Geezer will be available for pick up at baggage claim. Once awakened and released from their canister your beloved Geezer will exclaim "Where am I?" and "How did I get here."

Ahhh another barely satisfied customer.

Geezer Air "How did I get here." How indeed. That's Geezer Air.

Ask about our cathiterzation discount special. Sure it's uncomfortable but it eliminates the cranky preshipment fasting period."

My apologies for any potential Geezer Air customers. I do think there is a serious opportunity for a smart charter air service to serve the assisted travel market. There are a lot of ageing baby boomers and their parents out there.